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Greyhound

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Shepherd

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Great Dane

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder/Travel Case
2 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Bernadoodle

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Shower Mount
3 Three-blade razors

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Pink Poodle

Every order includes:

4 three-blade disposable razors

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Greyhound

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

German Shepherd

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

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Great Dane

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder/Travel Case
2 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Bernadoodle

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Shower Mount
3 Three-blade razors

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

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99 cent razor pink poodle subscription

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Pink Poodle

Every order includes:

4 three-blade disposable razors

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Greyhound

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

German Shepherd

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder
3 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

99 cent razor shepherd

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99 cent great dane razor subscription

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Great Dane

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Holder/Travel Case
2 Replaceable Heads

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

Bernadoodle

Your First Shipment Includes:

1 Handle
1 Shower Mount
3 Three-blade razors

All Following Shipments Include:

4 replacement heads

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Pink Poodle

Every order includes:

4 three-blade disposable razors